Things I never thought I'd say

Inspired by a recent parents.com article I read (http://www.parents.com/parents/story.jsp?sssdmh=dm17.282585&storyid=/templatedata/ab/story/data/AB0904MomQuotes_09172004.xml&esrc=nwaspo&email=1079394494 if you're interested) here is my own list of sentences I'd never dream I would say:

1. That's a nice looking penis!
2. I think I like Huggies diapers the best
3. This is my son, James.
4. Did you make sure to wipe under his scrotum?
5. Who's the baby??? You're the baby! Yes, you are! You're the cutest little baby! (said in a ridiculous babyspeak voice)
6. I can't believe he peed in his ear.
7. Ben was right, breastmilk is really sweet! Like honey milk!
8. We should get a family photo taken.
9. What type of bottle do you like best?
10. Come here you little shit.
11. I wish you were a girl. Girl clothes are so much cuter.

I'm sure there will be plenty more where that came from!